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21 Super Football Follies

Babe Kicks Football into Lucky Guy's Face

Babe Kicks Football into Lucky Guy's Face

If you can't hold her, you might as well hold for her.

1
It's a shame New York lost to New Orlands.

It's a shame New York lost to New Orlands.

It's a shame New York lost to New Orlands.

2
Put me in coach.

Put me in coach.

Put me in coach.

3
The school's mentally challenged kid just saw Waterboy and was inspired.

The school's mentally challenged kid just saw Waterboy and was inspired.

The school's mentally challenged kid just saw Waterboy and was inspired.

4
Super Sandwich Stadium Super Bowl Platter

Super Sandwich Stadium Super Bowl Platter

Not only is it to-scale, it tastes exactly like Lucas Oil Stadium.

5
"DUCK!"

"DUCK!"

"DUCK!"

6
We posted a picture of bush looking stupid, so here's one of Kerry being a girl? (to keep it fair and balanced)

We posted a picture of bush looking stupid, so here's one of Kerry being a girl? (to keep it fair and balanced)

We posted a picture of bush looking stupid, so here's one of Kerry being a girl? (to keep it fair and balanced)

7
That's the kind of high school football player he was - cool even when the ball was on fire.

That's the kind of high school football player he was - cool even when the ball was on fire.

That's the kind of high school football player he was – cool even when the ball was on fire.

8
OUCH!!!!!

OUCH!!!!!

OUCH!!!!!

9
How do you warm your chin on nippy nights?

How do you warm your chin on nippy nights?

How do you warm your chin on nippy nights?

10
Best Part: Gooey pig fetus in the middle. Mmm, mmm, mmmmm. Now THAT'S America.

Best Part: Gooey pig fetus in the middle. Mmm, mmm, mmmmm. Now THAT'S America.

Best Part: Gooey pig fetus in the middle. Mmm, mmm, mmmmm. Now THAT'S America.

11
That should be worth 4 points.

That should be worth 4 points.

That should be worth 4 points.

12
The Packers finally replaced Brett Favre.

The Packers finally replaced Brett Favre.

The Packers finally replaced Brett Favre.

13
"You know how I know you're gay? You didn't win the Superbowl."

"You know how I know you're gay? You didn't win the Superbowl."

"You know how I know you're gay? You didn't win the Superbowl."

14
Flag on the offense for getting owned by an old man. 15 yard penalty.

Flag on the offense for getting owned by an old man. 15 yard penalty.

Flag on the offense for getting owned by an old man. 15 yard penalty.

15
Bud Light Football Player and Cheerleader

Bud Light Football Player and Cheerleader

She's more of a Busch girl.

16
Ever wonder why the XFL didn't succeed? Well besides this it was just a really stupid idea.

Ever wonder why the XFL didn't succeed? Well besides this it was just a really stupid idea.

Ever wonder why the XFL didn't succeed? Well besides this it was just a really stupid idea.

17
He's down to touch.

He's down to touch.

He's down to touch.

18
I didn't know you were a tight end.

I didn't know you were a tight end.

I didn't know you were a tight end.

19
The ball boy's job is to do the coach's bitch work.

The ball boy's job is to do the coach's bitch work.

The ball boy's job is to do the coach's bitch work.

20
Astroturf doesn't have as much "bounce." Which is okay by me since bouncing is for girls anyway.

Astroturf doesn't have as much "bounce." Which is okay by me since bouncing is for girls anyway.

Astroturf doesn't have as much "bounce." Which is okay by me since bouncing is for girls anyway.

21

The pictures your uncle has been yelling at since September.