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A REAL American hero.

A REAL American hero.

A REAL American hero.

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Washington and Lincoln painted on the wings of a vampire. America FTW!

Washington and Lincoln painted on the wings of a vampire. America FTW!

Washington and Lincoln painted on the wings of a vampire. America FTW!

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If America could be represented by a single image, this would be it. And there's nothing I want more hanging above my bed than George Washington on top of a triceratops.

If America could be represented by a single image, this would be it. And there's nothing I want more hanging above my bed than George Washington on top of a triceratops.

If America could be represented by a single image, this would be it. And there's nothing I want more hanging above my bed than George Washington on top of a triceratops.

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This is a crime punishable up to a year in prison. Good luck finding this masked crusader though!

This is a crime punishable up to a year in prison. Good luck finding this masked crusader though!

This is a crime punishable up to a year in prison. Good luck finding this masked crusader though!

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Honest Abe IRL

Honest Abe IRL

He's the most honest hitchhiker you'll ever meet.

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Lincoln Gives Ford's Theater Review on Yelp

Lincoln Gives Ford's Theater Review on Yelp

He was originally going to go with "It blew me away."

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Hipster Abraham Lincoln

Hipster Abraham Lincoln

That's the chorus in his newly released single, Emancipation Proclamation.

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Babraham Lincoln

Babraham Lincoln

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Missing Lincoln Statue

Missing Lincoln Statue

If you look close enough you can see a tiny statue of John Wilkes Booth.

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Rocking the Emancipation Proclamationist.

Rocking the Emancipation Proclamationist.

Rocking the Emancipation Proclamationist.

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Make him a martyr again. Honest Abe dares you!

Make him a martyr again. Honest Abe dares you!

Make him a martyr again. Honest Abe dares you!

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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

Four score and 7 beers ago.

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Babe Lincoln

Babe Lincoln

Four whores and seven years ago…

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Celebrate George and Abe the way they would if they were alive, had this job, and no aspiration to become president.