How Not to Remove Your Timeline

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Adele Funke

"Never mind, I'll blue 'Someone Like You."

From ahmarzing

Law and Order: SVU Cell Phone

I hope they asked Ice-T for permission before going through his cell phone.

From zorbonzoii

AT-AT Running on a Beach

It's a lot sexier in slow motion.

From hewhocannotbenamed

Strange Anti-Drug Ad

Talk about a shitty idea.

From heyveronica

Kitty Cat Pizza

Not to be confused with pizza made from cats or something to live for.

From itsalrightma

What Dubstep Sounds Like to Wendy's

That's a great compliment—if it's coming from one of their employees.

From @Wendys

Yes, This is Bear

"What's up, Dog?"

From oownd

Rick Santorum is a Mean Girl

"On Wednesdays we wear sweater vests again."

From holybat

Cute Pug Ate All of the Pizza

He's sad because no one ordered cheesy bread.

Frog Riding Stuffed Squirrel

"To the strange bearded guy who most definitely owns us' collection of dried meats."

From reallykatie

Air Bud in the Club

After what that evil clown did to him, I'm surprised Buddy is so into beats.

Goat Eating Pizza in a Restaurant

You know tourism is booming when even farm animals are coming to the city.

From @ReporterLeslie

Opossum Sleepy After Eating Pastries

More like Aw-possum. Well, if they aren't your pastries.