Fat Little Mermaid
Uh, so, your dating profile said you were a LITTLE mermaid.1
Homeless Dog has Aggressive Sign
Alright, I'll give you money, but promise me you won't spend it on bones.2
Extreme Poncho Advertisement
I like the style, but do you have any in fucking green?3
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.4
Tetris Gameboy Transformer made of LEGO.
Oh, look, it's my childhood condensed into a single object.5
"Why didn't we smoke the bowl, Bart? Why didn't we smoke the bowl?"6
If you are high, do not come into my class.
Today's lesson is: "Our hands, have we ever ACTUALLY looked at them?"7
Discounts are too good to be true!
Take $2.00 off the cost of any item when you spend $2.00 more than the listed price!8
Kony Is A Mean Girl
Four for Jason Russell, you go Jason Russell! Anddd None for Joseph Kony.9
Mad Men Keep Calm Poster
The cigarette and bourbon should help.10
Girl Needs Help Pretending to be Dead
You've come to the right place, no one on Yahoo! Answers has lived in years.11
Ordering Food on a Smartphone
Hold the phone, buddy. I'll believe these "tacos" exist when I see them.12
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.13
The Fanciest Drunk Man Alive?
No, really, I need to know if he's still breathing.14