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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference

Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

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Detention Notice

Detention Notice

It's the best gift Jesus could have asked for.

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Note from School

Note from School

Jacob's been a PIMP since day 1 of first grade.

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It's disrespectful to be a n00b too, TEACH!

It's disrespectful to be a n00b too, TEACH!

It's disrespectful to be a n00b too, TEACH!

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Pedagogical and Metrical Failure

Pedagogical and Metrical Failure

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I guess she considers the stamp as a mail sexual organ?

I guess she considers the stamp as a mail sexual organ?

I guess she considers the stamp as a mail sexual organ?

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Man of Steel

Man of Steel

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In the kid's defense, the class was Sex Ed.

In the kid's defense, the class was Sex Ed.

In the kid's defense, the class was Sex Ed.

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Stentorian means very loud or powerful in sound. Flatulence meats fart.

Stentorian means very loud or powerful in sound. Flatulence meats fart.

Stentorian means very loud or powerful in sound. Flatulence meats fart.

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In Joe's defense it was Salisbury steak and beans day in the cafeteria.

In Joe's defense it was Salisbury steak and beans day in the cafeteria.

In Joe's defense it was Salisbury steak and beans day in the cafeteria.

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Michael Scott Jr.

Michael Scott Jr.

Michael Scott Jr.

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IE Abides

IE Abides

"Firefox.exe," huh? Sounds hot.

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Nerd Alert

Nerd Alert

Reading books is dangerous, you know.

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Good Sportsmanship

Good Sportsmanship

Isn't that how basketball works?

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The Effects of Too Much Internet at a Young Age

The Effects of Too Much Internet at a Young Age

All your disciplinary measures are belong to us.

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Fast Times at Fulton County Schools

Fast Times at Fulton County Schools

Also seen in a Penthouse forum.

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"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But it was also pretty funny."