The first ones start small: just some hand-painted signs offering free candy. Creepy and inappropriate, but also cliche and lazy. The vanilla ice cream of creepy vans.1
Adding hearts doesn't help.2
Neither does using full sentences.3
You know what's better than candy? Ice cream. And people already buy ice cream from trucks. Though maybe not from vans that have no obvious refrigeration system.4
This one took the time to add a few pictures.5
Sketchy Van Masquerades as Ice Cream Truck
And this one added a few more only to find that it really doesn't make it look any more like a legitimate ice cream truck.6
Okay, forget candy and ice cream then. Who wants some "fun services." Fun is optional.7
Creepy Van Offers Massages
This looks like a good place to let someone rub me.8
Creepy Van Claims to be $5 Motel
There's no coffee, but you get what you pay for, right?9
No guys it's ok; there's a Jesus fish sticker on there too.
No guys it's ok; there's a Jesus fish sticker on there too.10
"Rapes U" Van
The end of subtlety on creepy vans.11
The van's not a-rocking, but I'm still going to just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything.
The van's not a-rocking, but I'm still going to just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything.12
Vans: No windows, plenty of space, and movable. They're already pretty creepy. Some people take it a step farther.