12 Pictures of Creepy Vans
The first ones start small: just some hand-painted signs offering free candy. Creepy and inappropriate, but also cliche and lazy. The vanilla ice cream of creepy vans.
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Adding hearts doesn't help.
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Neither does using full sentences.
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You know what's better than candy? Ice cream. And people already buy ice cream from trucks. Though maybe not from vans that have no obvious refrigeration system.
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This one took the time to add a few pictures.
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Sketchy Van Masquerades as Ice Cream Truck
And this one added a few more… only to find that it really doesn't make it look any more like a legitimate ice cream truck.
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Okay, forget candy and ice cream then. Who wants some "fun services." Fun is optional.
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Creepy Van Offers Massages
This looks like a good place to let someone rub me.
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Creepy Van Claims to be $5 Motel
There's no coffee, but you get what you pay for, right?
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No guys it's ok; there's a Jesus fish sticker on there too.
No guys it's ok; there's a Jesus fish sticker on there too.
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"Rapes U" Van
The end of subtlety on creepy vans.
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The van's not a-rocking, but I'm still going to just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything.
The van's not a-rocking, but I'm still going to just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything.
12Vans: No windows, plenty of space, and movable. They're already pretty creepy. Some people take it a step farther.
