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15 Baby Animals That Are Definitely Not Cute

Baby Kangaroo

Baby Kangaroo

This one is unnerving because of its vaguely human-like eyes. Like a human fetus mixed with some dog genes.

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Baby Rabbit

Baby Rabbit

Awww, a rabbit. It looks like a raisin made of skin.

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Baby Panda

Baby Panda

Where are their eyes? WHERE ARE THEIR EYES?!

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Baby Aardvark

Baby Aardvark

I'm looking for a squinty pig with claws. You got anything like that?

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Baby Echidna

Baby Echidna

Like a bunch of random animal parts stuck in some moldy bread dough.

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Baby Hairless Cat

Baby Hairless Cat

The story of the cat with a shriveled scrotum instead of a face.

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Baby Mole Rat

Baby Mole Rat

Some rodents eat their young. I have a feeling the mother couldn't stomach this one.

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Baby Elephant Seal

Baby Elephant Seal

This seal looks happy with the way it looks so I'm not going to say anything mean about it.

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Baby Aye Aye

Baby Aye Aye

Look at those eyes! So curious about a world that totally despises it.

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Baby Star Nosed Mole

Baby Star Nosed Mole

Hey, I have an idea. Instead of a face, how about we give it a bunch of creepy tentacles.

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Baby Parrot

Baby Parrot

This parrot looks like it just threw up in its mouth.

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Blobfish at any age

Blobfish at any age

A classic picture. Still ugly. Blobfish.

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Leaf-Nosed Bat

Leaf-Nosed Bat

Like putting your face in a blender.

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Baby Caecilians

Baby Caecilians

Little bundles of joy. Oh wait, not joy. Terror. That's what I meant.

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Live Cockroach Babies

Live Cockroach Babies

The joy of childbirth.

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It’s springtime! The “Bambi” theme plays as baby animals everywhere learn how to walk on their tiny adorable legs. Wait. Aren’t most baby animals blind, hairless monsters? Yes. Yes they are.