Mother and Daughter Drinking Beer Together

Thanks, Mom, for never making me drag you home from the bar.

Mother with Baby in Nude Photo Shoot

Hey, Mom, thanks for leaving me out of your nudie pics.

From Richard Ness

Mother with Gun and Baby

Thanks, Mom, for never holding me and something that could kill me at the same time.

Tan Mother Charged with Bringing Daughter into Tanning Salon

Mom, thank you so much for never, ever being a piece of beef jerky.

From msnbc

Baby Present with Stripper

Mom, thanks for not leaving me with Dad when he's hanging out with his buddies.

From Andrew N.

Mom kicks tricycle

Mother, you're just the best for never kicking my big wheel over like an unstoppable monster.

Mom has kid on a leash

Thanks for showing me to decency to not drag me around like heavy bag of grabage.

Pole Dancer and Daughter

Mom, thanks for not naming me Chastity.

Kid in cart

Making a living

Mom, if you were I stripper, I never knew. Thanks for that.

Terrifying mothers from your worst nightmares

Mother/daughter dance

Especially her.

Spin, girl, spin!

What… what is wrong with this woman?