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20 Signs Missing Important Letters

Which is actually a better name than "Elmhurst" anyway.

I'm Hurt Emergency

Which is actually a better name than "Elmhurst" anyway.

From Squanto

1
Truck Stops Equal Fun

Cock Stop

The truckers are going to be pissed when they find out it's just a regular truck stop.

2
When the Milf cupboard is just too full.

MILF Self Storage

When the Milf cupboard is just too full.

3
The secret ingredient to all those delicious cookies was staring at us the entire time!

Spunk Me

Oh, you're a dirty cookie.

4
The only thing that's closed out there are minorities.

Bigots

We don't let your kind shop 'round here.

5
"You Fu(ddr)ckers! I asked for medium rare, not medium."

Fuuckers

"You Fu(ddr)ckers! I asked for medium rare, not medium."

6
I guess Home Depot doesn't have a drug-testing policy.

Pot

I guess Home Depot doesn't have a drug-testing policy.

From Amber

7
I'd eat a lobster even if it was ROFLMAO.

Red Lolster

I wanted food, but they just laughed at me.

From craig

8
No no no, Jew are Loco, sir. Jew are loco!

Jew Loco

No no no, Jew are Loco, sir. Jew are loco!

From Irishman

9
Damn teenagers! Always blame it on those damned teenagers (Send in your "lights out" photos now for a chance to be an Internet Superstar)

A Cock Bric

Sorry, we only sell one thing here.

10
If flushes all the water out've the toilet and a 8,000 watt bulb ignites.

Emergency Ass Tan

If flushes all the water out've the toilet and a 8,000 watt bulb ignites.

From hadrian10602

11
It sounds oddly refreshing.

Nut Dip

It sounds oddly refreshing.

From Steve

12
I don't know what lie these kids were told before they got on that bus, but it most certainly is not the "Cool Bus."

Cool Bus

I don't know what lie these kids were told before they got on that bus, but it most certainly is not the "Cool Bus."

From Aaron L.

13
F Pancakes

F Pancakes

Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let's not say anything we'll regret later.

From dskatz2

14
The Itty Bitty Committee brought this up at their last formal meeting and are seriously looking into doing it.

Tit Loans

The Itty Bitty Committee brought this up at their last formal meeting and are seriously looking into doing it.

From Tpowell1239

15
I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going back for seconds.

Oral Buffet

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going back for seconds.

16
Land ho!

Land ho!

Yarr, mateys, I think we found a port to weigh anchor.

17
This gas station is a political statement

Hell

Huh, it's a lot smaller than I thought it would be.

18
Delicious ice cream

Sperm Ice Cream

Cum on down and try some.

19
Hippie billboard wants you to ruin America

LSD: The Beginning of Something Wonderful

The hotel really opened my eyes, man.

20

It started as an innocent sign, but with just the wrong letters missing, it turned into something much worse.

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