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15 People Asleep in Unusual Places

Man Surrounded by Ducks

In the middle of a duck mob.

I don't know much about ducks, but I do know that if I ever stumble upon some sort of crazy duck metropolis, I probably wouldn't decide to sleep there.

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That looks comfortable AND safe (note: neither statement necessarily true).

In the Back of a Truck

This actually looks pretty comfortable. You've got at least two mattresses there. Of course you're also outside at the mercy of animals, weather, and other people. If that truck starts moving, you're also in for a rude awakening.

2
This is how rednecks hold a funeral. The coffin is a lounge chair and the cemetery is this quaint little spot 15 miles off the highway in the middle of nowhere.

In the Back of a Moving Truck

Speaking of getting that truck moving, here's a truck rolling down the highway. Hope they don't take a sharp turn.

3
The only thing that would make this napping cycle complete would be a college stoner on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.

On top of a Cat

Here's a pillow that can turn into a flurry of claws at any moment.

4
Train Nap

In the luggage rack of a train.

They're pretty lax about their carry-on restrictions.

5
A wild Snorlax appears.

On a Porn Video Chat

Yeah, put an exclamation mark after "wake up." She's bound to hear it that way.

6
That's a spacious dormroom at a college in China.

On a Desk in the Library

Neck pain, guaranteed.

7
Crime doesn't sleep, so I guess that gives the good guys the advantage of being well-rested.

On a Park Bench

Now, a park bench would probably kind of nice, if it's sunny and everything. But if you're carrying a gun, probably not a good idea to fall asleep anywhere in public.

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He's in the deepest type of sleep. Death.

On a Roller Coaster

He's in the deepest type of sleep. Death.

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The only quiet place in the park.

On a Different Rollercoaster

Nothing like heart-stopping drops and the screams of children to put you to sleep.

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"McDonalds employee grabbing a couple winks in the bathroom. He didn't wash his hands before returning to work."

In a McDonald's Bathroom

Okay, it's not like there's THAT much piss on the floor.

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"It's small or whatever but it's only $80 a month, and that includes internet and cable."

On the Toilet, Sideways

Not the way I would sleep on a toilet, but I gotta give you credit for originality. Don't know if those pillows are really helping you, though.

12
It takes an ace napper to sleep on the job, on a runway.

On an Airport Runway

It takes an ace napper to sleep on the job, on a runway.

13
An ad for the world's first silent lawnmower.

On a Lawn Mower

The perfect place to sleep: just above a whirling, noisy, deadly blade.

14
Baby Acts As Plate At Dinner

Underneath Dinner

After finishing they placed him on a stack of other babies over the trashcan.

15

Sometimes you've been awake for so long that when the sandman comes calling he power-blasts your face with sand and knocks you right the fuck out. In those moments it doesn't matter where you are, you just need to sleep. Here's 15 pictures of people napping in places they absolutely shouldn't.