Fighting with a Knife
The woman is obviously not applying any pressure with her fingers creating an impression of gently holding the mans face while he scratches at hers with a knife.1
He's not really angry, she's not really remorseful
And her stare goes on for miles.2
Yelling Over Headphones
She looks mad, but he looks like he just woke up to a strange smell.3
Drinking and Fighting
The raised fist makes me think this is supposed to depict domestic abuse, but the facial expression makes me think he's telling her his theory about what makes the Rangers so great.4
Rawr, I'm a monster.
I am exasperated when you scream in my face
Both these people look like they're struggling to avoid a smile.6
Fighting the Way Normal People Fight
By touching noses, and pawing at her neck like a cat.7
Oh, that boyfriend of mine, always creepily lurking behind me with power tools.8
When a stock photoshoot turns into a costume party...
Don't you hate it when you're a biker dude and your cowgirl girlfriend gets angry at you for looking at something on the computer so she hits you with a crowbar? Me too.9
Curlers and Rolling Pin
A romance as old as comic strip cliches.10
These stock photos are supposed to capture the kind of anger you can only feel when you fight with someone you deeply love. Instead they depict people with soulless eyes and nonsense props existing in a white void. You get the impression that these people have never been in a fight before, which may be okay if that means more of these wonderfully weird stock photos.