10 Ridiculous Crime Headlines
Duck Found Stabbed
We need to get Darkwing Duck on this case.
1
Thief Asked for Directions
Make a left, spend a few years in prison, and you're there.
2
Man in A-Team Van gets Tased
Police had no pity for this fool.
3
Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police
In fact they're dead silent.
4
Violent Crime Duo Caught
And we've been letting them entertain our children this whole time.
5
Man Arrested for Running with Scissors
Sources say he could have poked his eyes out.
6
Boy Glued Granny to Toilet
Sounds like a really happy family.
7
Secret Agent Drank 100 Beers
The not-so-secret agent.
8
Man Tried to Take Kitten into Strip Club
They have a strict age limit.
9
Guy Brings Knife to a Gun Store
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight" brought to the next level.
10This just in: idiocy.
