22 Pictures of People Who Should Not Be Dressed As Spider-Man
Fat Spider-Man
He shoots webs of cotton candy.
1
Old Man Dressed as Spider-Man
I don't even want to know why he's carrying around that wad of cash.
2
Spider-Man in Jerusalem
The Wailing Wall Crawler.
3
Spider-Man Surfing the Web
What? Everyone knows the Daily Bugle's wages aren't enough to afford a laptop.
4
Venom
His Spider-Sense tingles seconds before the Hot Pocket is done.
5
Armed Spider-Man
Who needs web-shooters?
6
Father and Son Dressed as Spider-Man
You see, son, you come from a long line of Spider-Men
7
Weird Elderly Spider-Man Costume
Leave the mask on.
8
Bad Parenting Spider-Man
"With great markers comes great irresponsibility.
9
Bad Spider-Man Costume
Spider-Man costumes are now available in embarrassing.
10
Spider-Man Lounging with Beer
Sometimes, superheros have to just knock one back after a hard day of eating potato chips.
11
Fat Spiderman Body Paint
To be fair, he isn't technically wearing a suit.
12
Spider-Man On Subway
The web cleanup around the city was costing way too much.
13
Spiderman in Classroom
Someone had a little too much of Mary Jane last night.
14
Spider-Man Rides an Ostrich
With great power comes great big birds.
15
Peter Parker is Spider-Man is George Washington
I'd pay 2 dollars for that dollar.
16
Spider-Man without his Mask
"Very discreet, Peter."
17
Spider-Man, Attorney at Law
You heard Spider-Man, let her go.
18
Spider-Man Does Cocaine
Spider-sense tingling… wow now my legs are tingling…
19
Ganesha Spider-Man
Spiderman with a hindu make-over…
20
Spider-Man has a Run In with the Cops
Even Spider Man gets arrested sometimes.
21
Spider-Man Hits a Bong
Even super heroes need to relax sometimes
22Tomorrow "The Amazing Spider-Man" will hit theaters and people will finally be able to answer the question no one was asking: Is Spider-Man better played by Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield? Whoever emerges the superior spider, either of them would be better than these 24 would-be Spider-Men who are too fat, skinny, sad, depraved, or out of place to wear the suit well.
