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18 Glorious Meat Creations

Meat your match.

Beef Arms

Meat your match.

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Beef Roses

Beef Roses

A rose by any other name would taste like meat.

2
That enough proof for ya, you stupid creationists?

Dinosaur Meat

That enough proof for ya, creationists?

3
I pledge allegiance to the United Steaks of America.

United Steak

I pledge allegiance to the United Steaks of America.

4
You can SEE your cholesterol rising.

You can SEE your cholesterol rising.

You can SEE your cholesterol rising.

5
Turn to the dark meat.

Darth Vader Steak

Turn to the dark meat.

6
The Meatloaf Baby's diaper covers a pig in a blanket.

Meatloaf Baby

The Meatloaf Baby's diaper covers a pig in a blanket.

7
Skyrim bacon

Skyrim bacon

He's not dragon shouting, he's screaming about the bacon still being hot.

8
They call it a turtle burger because after you finish you can barely move.

Turtle Burger

They call it a turtle burger because after you finish you can barely move.

9
"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered

Donut Cheeseburgers

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered

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Egg Burger

Egg Burger

Throw some bacon on there and you've got the whole farm.

11
5 lb. "manburgers." A heart attack on a plate.

5 lb. "manburgers." A heart attack on a plate.

5 lb. "manburgers." A heart attack on a plate.

12
That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

A bigger cheeseburger

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

13
Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

An even bigger cheeseburger

Dislocate jaw, insert burger

14
Either the world's tiniest man or the world's most insane hamburger.

Either the world's tiniest man or the world's most insane hamburger.

Either the world's tiniest man or the world's most insane hamburger.

15
"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

The Biggest Burger

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

16
I hope a stripper jumps out of that thing.

I hope a stripper jumps out of that thing.

I hope a stripper jumps out of that thing.

17
Let this be a lesson to never sit down at an amusement park table without looking around.

The Most Burgers

Just stack 'em up.

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Tired of meat after all that 4th of July grilling? Of course you're not. Meat is awesome. Not only is it delicious, but it inspires people to create these gustatory masterpieces.