16 Extreme Sunburns and Tanlines
Suck
"Never ask your gf to lotion your back if she's pissed at you."
1
Pink
Her underwear usually just says "Pasty White."
2
Raccoon Eyes
Yet another reason why girls shouldn't wear obnoxiously big sunglasses.
3
The earth
A worldly sunburn.
4
Dude's Bikini Tan Lines
Gonna be hard to explain that one for the rest of the summer.
5
Sun Burn Almost Everywhere
We'd know if she was blushing because she'd have rosy cheeks.
6
Half a Sunburn
8 Hours on the river, lost 2 phones, sunglasses, a left shoe, and the keys to the car at the take out point.. but got a hell of a good suntan!
7
V-Neck Sunburn
Did you go to college 'cause you look well-red.
8
G-String Sunburn
Fell asleep on the sun.
9
Dick-Shaped Sunburn
To be fair, it's better than a burn while urinating.
10
Kappa Sig sunburn
Never fall asleep on the beach when your drunk friends have continuous spray sunscreen. You just might wake up with a sunburn in the shape of your favorite fraternity's letters on your legs. This happened to my friend on spring break last month.
11
Gross, Peeling Burn
Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes.
12
Neapolitan Burn
This is either an insane tan line or this dude's leg is mixed race.
13
Number 7
Someone should tell him beach volleyball players don't need numbers.
14
South Florida Bulls
Don't think this is dedication? That's a full body off-pink tattoo.
15
Star
Even the star looks like it's melting.
16There's a heat wave on, which of course means it's time to take off your clothes and burn yourself to a crisp. Here are some of the worst cases of sun burns and tan lines.
