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10 Bizarre, Useless Stock Photos

Your beard looks...mice

Beard Made of Mice

Your beard looks…mice

1
Even the girl from the Ring needs a nutritional breakfast.

Hair-Covered Girl Eats White Bread, Drinks Milk

Even the girl from the Ring needs a nutritional breakfast.

2
Adolfina Hitler peels some potatoes.

Female Hitler Peels Old Potatoes

You say potato, I say Deutschland! Deutschland!

3
The last woodland office party got pretty crazy.

Chipmunks Mating on a Copier

The last woodland office party got pretty crazy.

4
Didn't Kate Upton do that on the cover of GQ?

Old Lady Eating Two Popsicles

Didn't Kate Upton do that on the cover of GQ?

5
They remind me of my Sims 3 family.

One-Eyed Man, Pregnant Woman, Two Dolls in a Bare Room

They remind me of my Sims 3 family.

6
EHMAHGAWD. CAKE.

Stupid Looking Birthday Girl

EHRMAHGERD. CAKE.

7
You'd be pissed if your phone was searing your ear off, too.

Using Irons as Phones

You'd be pissed if your phone was searing your ear off, too.

8
Synergy! Yeah!

Riding a Co-Worker While Using a Laptop

Synergy! Yeah!

9
Hey there, COWboy.

Cow-Themed Male Stripper

Hey there, COWboy.

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You have to wonder what the photographers were thinking when they took some of these photos. What possible use could these images have? How much time was wasted capturing these moments? How many models canceled their plans, and missed little league games so these incomprehensible scenes could be created?