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10 Pictures of Batman Not Fighting Crime

Batman Kicks Kid in the Face

Kick a Kid in the Face

The hammer of justice makes no exceptions.

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Five Generations of Batman Relaxing in the Sun

Catch Some Sun

A sunny day for a dark knight.

2
Batman Only Witness

Conduct an Interview

Why didn't you do anything, Batman?

3
Batman Weatherman

Predict the Weather

"There's a storm coming."

4
Batman Parade

Go for a walk with friends.

The streets have never been safer.

5
Batman Wears Advertisement Suit

Buy new clothes

Bruce on bottom, Batman up top. Best of both worlds.

6
Girl Goes as Batman to Princess Party

Go to a Princess Party

Snow White made fun of her, so she broke her nose.

7
Batman Bull Fighter

Fight a bull

Holy Male Cow Batman, you're about to die!

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With pecs like that he can be as weird as he wants. Am I right, ladies?

Go roller-blading.

With pecs like that he can be as weird as he wants. Am I right, ladies?

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Tomorrow's Headline: Drunk Soccer Dad Causes Scene at Local Soccer Game

Go streaking.

Tomorrow's Headline: Drunk Soccer Dad Causes Scene at Local Soccer Game

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What has Batman been up to since the Dark Knight. We can't know for sure, but here's some things he might have done with all that down time.