13 Unusual Back-to-School Items
Wine
In case the beer or liquor wasn't doing it for you.
1
Severed Limbs
Because when you're studying, you're not going to have the time to sever your own limbs.
2
Beer Pong Equipment
Honestly, what else do you need for college?
3
Pregnancy Tests
Not the kind of test you want to take at school.
4
Jagermeister
It was this or notebooks. Seemed like an obvious choice.
5
Pumps, Dolls, and Straps
If you need the doll, you're probably not very excited to go back to school.
6
Shotgun Shells
Back to WHERE?, sale on shotgun shells?
Beer
Walking around in a wal-mart in Cortland NY and saw this holy shrine.
8
Ping Pong Balls
We saw these ping pong balls in the school supplies section at the front door or the walmart closest to the Clemson campus.
9
Shot Glasses
While shopping for school supplies this morning at Wal-Mart . . . .shot glasses? In school supplies? Really? And Wal-Mart wonders why there is such a thing as People of Wal-Mart.com?????
10
Bacardi
I'm taking Rum 101
11
Maternity Clothing
You've got 9 months before it's gonna get really hard to finish that degree.
12
Keggerator
Even Amazon knows what's up.
13Sure, we've been conditioned by Hollywood and immature humor websites to believe that college is just a four-year, drunken, sex-fueled bacchanal, but we don't expect people to admit it. Certainly not the chain stores holding special "Back to School" sales. But these ones don't pull any punches. Here's 13 pictures of items in the "Back to School" section that have nothing to do with your education.
