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15 Things You Shouldn't Wear to a Fashion Show

Ejaculate Jeans

Ejaculate Jeans

That's some fancy seamen seemin'.

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Louis Vuitton Hockey Mask

Louis Vuitton Hockey Mask

Just because you're at Camp Crystal Lake doesn't mean you can't be fashionable.

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Ugg Crocs

Ugg Crocs

The most hated shoe in the world.

3
Cock and Balls Forever T-Shirt

Cock and Balls Forever T-Shirt

Celebrating the Marriage of Anthony Cock and Melissa Balls.

4
Bill Cosby's head just exploded.

Ugly Sweater Knitted onto Ugly Sweater

Bill Cosby's head just exploded.

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Woman Wears Lace Tank Top as Skirt

Woman Wears Lace Tank Top as Skirt

The longer you stare at this picture, the less you understand it.

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Family Has ASCII Dick Shirts

Family Has ASCII Dick Shirts

Grandma is going to need a lot of help understanding this picture.

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DIY Lacoste Shirt

DIY Lacoste Shirt

Note: do not use live alligator.

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Sock Sandals Socks

Sock Sandals Socks

If you wear these with sandals, no one will ever know you're wearing sandal socks.

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Guy Wearing Sheep on Head

Guy Wearing Sheep on Head

You said you wanted a wool hat. What's the problem?

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Old Lady Wearing Coed Naked Softball Hat

Old Lady Wearing Coed Naked Softball Hat

They say you should take up a hobby after retirement.

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Girl Wears Skirt Made of Barbie Dolls

Girl Wears Skirt Made of Barbie Dolls

Barbie skirts are setting unrealistic standards of fashion.

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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top

Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

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Ridiculous Baggy Pants

Ridiculous Baggy Pants

They're like reverse MC Hammer pants, but still not financially viable.

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Guy Puts Head in Pants

Guy Puts Head in Pants

Do these pants make my head look like a giant dick?

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It's fashion week, and you better start taking notes because you have a pretty questionable wardrobe, friend. You can wear whatever you want, as long as you stay inside. Some fashion choices are too terrible to inflict on other people. Here's 15 pictures of questionable fashion decisions.