15 Things You Shouldn't Wear to a Fashion Show
Ejaculate Jeans
That's some fancy seamen seemin'.
1
Louis Vuitton Hockey Mask
Just because you're at Camp Crystal Lake doesn't mean you can't be fashionable.
2
Ugg Crocs
The most hated shoe in the world.
3
Cock and Balls Forever T-Shirt
Celebrating the Marriage of Anthony Cock and Melissa Balls.
4
Ugly Sweater Knitted onto Ugly Sweater
Bill Cosby's head just exploded.
5
Woman Wears Lace Tank Top as Skirt
The longer you stare at this picture, the less you understand it.
6
Family Has ASCII Dick Shirts
Grandma is going to need a lot of help understanding this picture.
7
DIY Lacoste Shirt
Note: do not use live alligator.
8
Sock Sandals Socks
If you wear these with sandals, no one will ever know you're wearing sandal socks.
9
Guy Wearing Sheep on Head
You said you wanted a wool hat. What's the problem?
10
Old Lady Wearing Coed Naked Softball Hat
They say you should take up a hobby after retirement.
11
Girl Wears Skirt Made of Barbie Dolls
Barbie skirts are setting unrealistic standards of fashion.
12
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
13
Ridiculous Baggy Pants
They're like reverse MC Hammer pants, but still not financially viable.
14
Guy Puts Head in Pants
Do these pants make my head look like a giant dick?
15It's fashion week, and you better start taking notes because you have a pretty questionable wardrobe, friend. You can wear whatever you want, as long as you stay inside. Some fashion choices are too terrible to inflict on other people. Here's 15 pictures of questionable fashion decisions.
