11 Things You Shouldn't Do With Apple Products
Balance it on your head in public
He either needs a longer cable or a a shorter socket.
1
Put a ballsack on it
Pink balls are the worst.
2
Insult your coworkers
iMacunt
3
Make yourself look like a vagina
Cycloptic Vagina Face is slated to be the new Batman villain in 2010
4
Ask Siri to call you a lame nickname
She has over 25 web results for how stupid your face is.
5
Use every Apple product simultaneously
When internet addiction gets really bad, you need more internet to feel the same buzz as before.
6
Remove yourself from your family
"Kids, don't forget to text Santa your Christmas list."
7
Put it in your shirt
An iPad shirt a day makes you look like a jerk.
8
Wear it as a necklace
Hey bro, don't let technology weigh you down.
9
Put an instagram vintage cover on it
Pretending to be a photographer just got worse.
10
Wear it on your face
Virtual reality is creepier than we thought
11More like uSuck if you do any of these things, ammirite fellas?! But seriously, with the announcement of the new iPhone 5 today, we really need to remind you guys to not do any of this, ever. Mac on, friends.
