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Confusing Closed Captions That Will Make You Reevaluate Television

Real Cheese Matters

Real Cheese Matters

Because it's made with the tears of sad children.

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News Labels Man MILF

News Labels Man MILF

Apparently MILF is a term of endearment in other countries.

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Missing Person Labeled Captain Sandwich

Missing Person Labeled Captain Sandwich

I have a hunch that it was Dr. Stromboli.

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Puppet Show Captions About POWs

Puppet Show Captions About POWs

FOX News was right, these puppets are up to something.

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Wrong Caption in T.V. Show

Wrong Caption in T.V. Show

Because, like, you see, war is a cat fight, and we are soldiers, and the government, and Vietnam, HI Reagan, ggraskggp I'm drunk.

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Reporter Labeled "White Ho"

Reporter Labeled "White Ho"

Norah O'Donnell seems to have a bit of a reputation.

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Dude Pees in Reservoir

Dude Pees in Reservoir

The best things in life are truly free.

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Liz Lemon Snarts

Liz Lemon Snarts

It makes even less sense if you actually hear it.

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Voice Recognition Based Closed Captioning Doesn't Work

Voice Recognition Based Closed Captioning Doesn't Work

Hey, you got any phrases? I'll do ANYTHING for them.

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Some people get really excited about firemen.

They Are Doing What in the Middle of the Road?

Some people get really excited about firemen.

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Tennis Transcribed

Tennis Transcribed

See also: porn.

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House M.D. Is Now A Porno

House M.D. Is Now A Porno

Who's ready for an oral exam?

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Television isn't a toy, guys. It's for entertainment purposes ONLY, got it? To all the deaf people out there, we're sorry for the confusion: Fraggle Rock isn't a political drama about war zones (although they have some great hidden allegories).