Confusing Closed Captions That Will Make You Reevaluate Television
Real Cheese Matters
Because it's made with the tears of sad children.
1
News Labels Man MILF
Apparently MILF is a term of endearment in other countries.
2
Missing Person Labeled Captain Sandwich
I have a hunch that it was Dr. Stromboli.
3
Puppet Show Captions About POWs
FOX News was right, these puppets are up to something.
4
Wrong Caption in T.V. Show
Because, like, you see, war is a cat fight, and we are soldiers, and the government, and Vietnam, HI Reagan, ggraskggp I'm drunk.
5
Reporter Labeled "White Ho"
Norah O'Donnell seems to have a bit of a reputation.
6
Dude Pees in Reservoir
The best things in life are truly free.
7
Liz Lemon Snarts
It makes even less sense if you actually hear it.
8
Voice Recognition Based Closed Captioning Doesn't Work
Hey, you got any phrases? I'll do ANYTHING for them.
9
They Are Doing What in the Middle of the Road?
Some people get really excited about firemen.
10
Tennis Transcribed
See also: porn.
11
House M.D. Is Now A Porno
Who's ready for an oral exam?
12Television isn't a toy, guys. It's for entertainment purposes ONLY, got it? To all the deaf people out there, we're sorry for the confusion: Fraggle Rock isn't a political drama about war zones (although they have some great hidden allegories).
