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Stunts Far More Impressive Than Felix Baumgartner's Space Jump

Swing Jump Fail

Swing Jump Fail

Even if she made it I don't know how she was going to get off.

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For my next stunt, I will jump clear over two people having sex.

Couple Jump

For my next stunt, I will jump clear over two people having sex.

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Wow.

Firebreathing Wall Walker

Wow.

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Randy patiently waited three years acquiring the materials he needed to build his vessel. Now it was finally time to escape sausage island.

Shopping Cart Jump

Randy patiently waited three years acquiring the materials he needed to build his vessel. Now it was finally time to escape sausage island.

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Bike Jump to Catapult Basketball off Skateboard

Bike Jump to Catapult Basketball off Skateboard

And it only took 2,000 tries!

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"Nine people. And yes, sadly he did clear the last guy."

Bike Jump

"Nine people. And yes, sadly he did clear the last guy."

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"Santa does an endo on a GSXR"

Santa Motorcycle Stunt

"Santa does an endo on a GSXR"

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What in the hell is so spectacular about that?

Elvis Jumps Over Babies

What in the hell is so spectacular about that?

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Guinness World Record Blob Jump

Guinness World Record Blob Jump

Why are none of the spectators impressed by this?

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Guy Jumps Over Wrestlers

Guy Jumps Over Wrestlers

Hey, guys, look what I can do. Can I play too?

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Guy Jumps Over Car

Guy Jumps Over Car

I'm just going to put my balls riiiiight next to this moving car.

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Guy Jumps Over Two Girls, Slams Crotch into Face of Third

Guy Jumps Over Two Girls, Slams Crotch into Face of Third

That's one hell of a teabag.

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Guy Who Falls Off Balcony Lands on Feet

Guy Who Falls Off Balcony Lands on Feet

I love the way he just smoothly steps over everyone.

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Guy Falls Before Jumping into River

Guy Falls Before Jumping into River

Hey, Ladies, check this out.

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So the guy jumps out of a balloon all the way from outer space? Big deal. Every day people accomplish amazing feats all over the world, and you don't see them struttin' around in a Red Bull spacesuit. So today we pay tribute to those brave souls who push themselves to their physical and mental limits, shattering expectations by achieving the unachievable. So good for you, Felix. Want a cookie?