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Politicians Touching Lives (in Awkward, Physical Ways)

Mitt and Ann Get Frisky

Mitt and Ann Get Frisky

Who would have thought they'd be so progressive with gender dynamics.

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Pizza Shop Owner Bear Hugs Obama

Pizza Shop Owner Bear Hugs Obama

The president is now reconsidering his stance on the right to bear arms.

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Romney Inspires the Children

Romney Inspires the Children

It wasn't just Newt who dreamed of the moon.

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Joe Biden Gets Touchy With Some Bikers

Joe Biden Gets Touchy With Some Bikers

Is that a copy of the Affordable Care Act in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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She was hoping for a chance to meet Biden. Now that would've been a BFD.

She was hoping for a chance to meet Biden. Now that would've been a BFD.

She was hoping for a chance to meet Biden. Now that would've been a BFD.

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Hand Endorses Ron Paul in Picture with Obama

Hand Endorses Ron Paul in Picture with Obama

His other hand had "Meet Barack Obama" on it.

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Newt Gingrich Has Old Lady's Nose

Newt Gingrich Has Old Lady's Nose

A vote for Newt is a possibility that you might get it back.

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Mitt Romney and Young Money

Mitt Romney and Young Money

There's a billion ways to spell "gaffe."

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Bill Clinton Poses with Porn Stars in Monaco

Bill Clinton Poses with Porn Stars in Monaco

Who is a fan of whom?

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Mitt Romney Makes a New Friend at Chipotle

Mitt Romney Makes a New Friend at Chipotle

Guacamole's $1.50 extra? Well then no thank you, friend.

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Bill Clinton and Al Gore Party with Unknown Floozies

Bill Clinton and Al Gore Party with Unknown Floozies

Tonight they're going to party like it's 1994.

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Mitt Romney Being Creepy

Mitt Romney Being Creepy

Romneybot survives on baby brains.

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Approve of my health care plan, you will.

Approve of my health care plan, you will.

Approve of my health care plan, you will.

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Hail to the hand gesture.

Hail to the hand gesture.

Hail to the hand gesture.

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Mitt Romney Terrifies Baby

Mitt Romney Terrifies Baby

She preferred Ron Paul.

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After last night's final presidential debate, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney face an intense two weeks, and their final chance to reach as many undecided voters as possible. A large part of that involves reaching out and touching people. And their bodies. And each other. In often weird, unsettling ways.