Here's 10 Things Donald Trump Could Spend 5 Billion Dollars On
Extremely Expensive Pepper
Stouffer's must have started using REAL peppers.
1
Ghanaian Investments
Seems legit, right?
2
Some High Quality Croissant
"I wanted an iPod, but…"
3
School Books Cost a Little Much These Days
"Paying for books really sucked this year."
4
Wealthy Cat Decides to Buy a Boat
You don't get that rich without quoting "Corky Romano" once or twice.
5
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
6
Money Sandwich
It's not that he doesn't have hundred dollar bills, they're just too rich for his liking.
7
The Douche Burger
The douche burger is gold leafed kobe beef formed around foie gras, then topped with cave aged Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, topped with truffle butter, lobster, caviar, and kopi luwak BBQ sauce. It comes wrapped in 3 $100 bills. Total cost: $666. Available at 666 Burger in New York.
8
Person Leaves Inspirational Quote on 13 Million Dollar Bank Statement
Guys, being a millionaire is easier than having relationships. Obviously.
9
One Dollar Suit
Cheap and useful, that's for sure.
10Donald Trump just released a statement saying he's willing to donate 5 million dollars to any charity of Obama's choosing if the president will release further proof of his citizenship. We've compiled some other things Trump could waste money on that probably makes more sense.
