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No Decent Person Would Take These License Plates on the Road

She must be REALLY popular with her son's friends. And daughter's boyfriend.

She must be REALLY popular with her son's friends. And daughter's boyfriend.

She must be REALLY popular with her son's friends. And daughter's boyfriend.

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"Hi Occifer" License Plate

"Hi Occifer" License Plate

If you can read this, wait 'til that light turns green.

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That's all he needs. Just 4. Is that really so much to ask for?

That's all he needs. Just 4. Is that really so much to ask for?

That's all he needs. Just 4. Is that really so much to ask for?

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Gross LIcense Plate

Gross LIcense Plate

Who doesn't love jazz?

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You don't need to be jumping from a plane to be riding high.

You don't need to be jumping from a plane to be riding high.

You don't need to be jumping from a plane to be riding high.

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There was a big brown streak behind the car leading into the parking space.

There was a big brown streak behind the car leading into the parking space.

There was a big brown streak behind the car leading into the parking space.

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Divorcee License Plate

Divorcee License Plate

Serves him right for working late nights and long weekends to support a family. Prick.

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HandiBoobs, do you need any assistance with those?

HandiBoobs, do you need any assistance with those?

HandiBoobs, do you need any assistance with those?

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WHO'S DTF? License Plate

WHO'S DTF? License Plate

Just give him a love tap if you're interested.

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I Love Your Mom License Plate

I Love Your Mom License Plate

This man probably likes "Your Mom" jokes too much.

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2 girls 1 cup license plate

2 girls 1 cup license plate

Pretty horrifying, but it's fun to watch the videos of people reacting to this license plate.

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You're aware that in addition to hot co-eds this also includes Rosie O'Donnell?

You're aware that in addition to hot co-eds this also includes Rosie O'Donnell?

You're aware that in addition to hot co-eds this also includes Rosie O'Donnell?

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Shhhh, Guilty

Shhhh, Guilty

Don't advertise it on your car if you're trying to hush people up.

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Appropriate Whoop C License Plate

Appropriate Whoop C License Plate

Or maybe this kind of thing only happens to people who choose those license plates.

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Van Has Kidnapper License Plate

Van Has Kidnapper License Plate

I don't condone this behavior, but I appreciate the advance warning.

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Creep License Plate

Creep License Plate

Also, don't sext while driving, kids.

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The Most Confusing License Plate

The Most Confusing License Plate

I've pulled over a car, license plate… uhhhhh… it's a bunch of "I"s and ones.. ugh.

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"I H8 MWIFE" was already taken.

"I H8 MWIFE" was already taken.

"I H8 MWIFE" was already taken.

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Blonde License Plate Upside-Down

Blonde License Plate Upside-Down

Get it? Because blondes are upside-down.

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He doesn't need the handicapped space, he just wants it.

He doesn't need the handicapped space, he just wants it.

He doesn't need the handicapped space, he just wants it.

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