Sick Puketastic Flu Season, Bro
That's one massive loogie. Wait 'til you see him whip it back up.
That's one massive loogie. Wait 'til you see him whip it back up.
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He's sucking it up, not out.
He's sucking it up, not out.
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The stream matches up perfectly with another bodily function on the way down.
The stream matches up perfectly with another bodily function on the way down.
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He puked all that out of his nose!
He puked all that out of his nose!
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La-Z Boy meet Dru-KN Dude.
La-Z Boy meet Dru-KN Dude.
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Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more.
Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more.
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He's sooo getting laid tonight.
He's sooo getting laid tonight.
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I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking.
I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking.
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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
It's probably cancer.
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If washing my hands was the only thing I had to do I would've started years ago.
If washing my hands was the only thing I had to do I would've started years ago.
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She's a peer counselor, student teacher, and treasurer of the DARE organization on campus.
She's a peer counselor, student teacher, and treasurer of the DARE organization on campus.
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Whoa, that girl's got some range!
Whoa, that girl's got some range!
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Can anyone find the new Sheriff in town?
Can anyone find the new Sheriff in town?
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Only Puke
Finally! I'm sick of all these snack mixes that give you only a little bit of puke.
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Vomit on laptop
"Completely fried his laptop, and it smelled awful all night."
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