Be Thankful You're Not These People
Guy Moments Away from Wiping out on Bike
This is why you shouldn't go mountain biking at night.
1
Baseball Player Really Enjoys Messing Up
"You've got to do something to make it exciting."
2
ABCD Party Goes Well
Anything but clothes and dignity.
3
Kid in Vending Machine
He's the only thing in there that cost more than a dollar to make.
4
Mom in Purple Tights Gets Around
Hopefully, she leaves the kid at home.
5
Tattoo Grammar Fail
Remember, people, the needle's spell check doesn't pick up on grammar mistakes.
6
Hockey Player Has Drinking Problem
It's a disease. A hilarious disease.
7
Babe Kicks Football into Lucky Guy's Face
If you can't hold her, you might as well hold for her.
8
Gangsta Takes Pet Rabbit for a Walk
In his defense, a dog named "Bun B" would just look silly.
9
Trampoline Dunk Fail
Ge believed he could fly… but his beliefs were misguided.
10
Woman Falls Trying to Jump Over String
Released footage of Olympic training.
11
Kid on Toy Car Knocked over by Small Dog
That's for pretending to throw the ball, but not actually throwing it.
12
Guy Pushes Against Non-Existent Window, Breaks Door
Life is hard.
13
Guy Moments Away from Spilling Beer on Bride
A toast! Ohhhh noooooooo!
14
Woman Bets $11,000 on "What" in Jeopardy
I guess this could be correct.
15
Woman Fails to Get Out of Shot
Just keep leaning back. You'll get there eventually.
16
"Ana" Written on Window Looks like "Anal"
A message guys can get behind.
17
Drag Queen Eyelashes Catch Strong Wind
COME HERE FOR BUTTERFLY KISSES!
18
Gymnast Knocks Over Sawhorse, Causes Gymnast Pile-Up
Probably the most graceful disaster you'll see today.
19
Most Likely to Have a Dumb Yearbook Quote
"What are you guys talking about? It makes total cents!"
20Happy Thanksgiving! Don't forget to eat yourself into a coma, and give thanks that you aren't these weirdos.
