Please Don't Make Toothpaste Dinner Mints
Then wash it down with a nice glass of Listerine nog.1
Schnitzel with Noodles Yankee Candle
It comes with a complimentary growler.2
Face + Eggplant? Faceplant!
Beat that, slice of Jesus toast.3
A rose by any other name would taste like meat.4
Buffalo Wing Soda
When I'm hot, and thirsty after running a marathon, I drink a big, refreshing can of Kraut Juice.6
Whopper with 1000 Slices of Cheese
Absolutely Disgusting Potato Chips Flavor
Actually, I'll just take the Oysters-Mayo chips, please.8
Prosciutto Zombie Hand
Trick or Meat!9
Terrifyingly Realistic White Chocolate Baby Heads
Happy Easter, children. Now find your treats.10
What Do You Think of Holiday-Themed Pringles?
Nothing says Holidays quite like inappropriately flavored chips.11
Eating your veggies is the least of your worries now, because, ew. How about washing down those toothpaste bites with Buffalo Wing Soda? Mmmm, refreshing. For dessert, we have "fuck you" because that's what all these 11 food products are doing.