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Food Products That Shouldn't Exist

Toothpaste Dinner Mints

Please Don't Make Toothpaste Dinner Mints

Then wash it down with a nice glass of Listerine nog.

via jaycrew

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Schnitzel with Noodles Yankee Candle

Schnitzel with Noodles Yankee Candle

It comes with a complimentary growler.

via Porkpants81

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Face + Eggplant? Faceplant!

Face + Eggplant? Faceplant!

Beat that, slice of Jesus toast.

via imgur

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Beef Roses

Beef Roses

A rose by any other name would taste like meat.

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Buffalo Wing Soda

Buffalo Wing Soda

Sounds refreshing.

From notsomodernlife

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Kraut Juice

Kraut Juice

When I'm hot, and thirsty after running a marathon, I drink a big, refreshing can of Kraut Juice.

From Josh Nalley

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Whopper with 1000 Slices of Cheese

Whopper with 1000 Slices of Cheese

Ewwwww, onions.

From rocketnews24

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Absolutely Disgusting Potato Chips Flavor

Absolutely Disgusting Potato Chips Flavor

Actually, I'll just take the Oysters-Mayo chips, please.

via AntonioCalculonJr

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Prosciutto Zombie Hand

Prosciutto Zombie Hand

Trick or Meat!

via champloooo

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Terrifyingly Realistic White Chocolate Baby Heads

Terrifyingly Realistic White Chocolate Baby Heads

Happy Easter, children. Now find your treats.

via evilcakehead

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What Do You Think of Holiday-Themed Pringles?

What Do You Think of Holiday-Themed Pringles?

Nothing says Holidays quite like inappropriately flavored chips.

via thedailywhat

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Eating your veggies is the least of your worries now, because, ew. How about washing down those toothpaste bites with Buffalo Wing Soda? Mmmm, refreshing. For dessert, we have "fuck you" because that's what all these 11 food products are doing.

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