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10 People Who Could Have Auditioned for the Part of Gollum

This is what happens to pretty girls when you say "say cheese!"

This Girl Who Can't Say Cheese

This is what happens to pretty girls when you say "say cheese!"

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Here is my impression of yo' mama.

This chick

Here is my impression of yo' mama.

2
'Kill... me....'

This blobfish

'Kill… me….'

3
Sparataaa!

This Angry Baby

Sparataaa!

4
The Best Drawing of Emma Watson You Will Ever See

This Awesome Drawing of Emma Watson

Uncanny resemblance-right down to her soul patch.

5
Grumpy Baby Disapproves of Your Face

This Unhappy Baby

Goo goo ga get the hell out of here.

6
some ugly ass people

Everyone in this Group Shot

Alright everyone, open your mouth and say "I'm an embarrassment to my family!"

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Butthead's little sister, Sheila, finally gets her own real-life spinoff.

Butthead's Little Sister

Butthead's little sister, Sheila, finally gets her own real-life spinoff.

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One day I will destroy you all.

This Horrifying Hairless Cat

One day I will destroy you all.

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If I woke up with Beavis next to me I'd stab him in the forehead multiple times too.

This Guy Who Looks Like Beavis

If I woke up with Beavis next to me I'd stab him in the forehead multiple times too.

10
Check out those DSL.

This Frizzy Haired Lady

Check out those DSL.

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The long await prequel to LOTR, "The Hobbit", is out in theaters December 14th. Looks like these people definitely missed the audition date for Gollum. Darn, I guess they'll have to find some other preciouses to fondle over.