Please Don't Gift People These Things
Weird Full Knitted Body Suit
The only way to make love like a man.
1
Kingpin on VHS
This would be a great present, but I already own Kingpin on VHS.
2
Weirdest Gift Combo Ever
Note that this awful present is the Batman Forever score, not the soundtrack. You're not even getting any Seal.
3
A Heart Shaped Unicorn Plague
I always felt I was missing something in my life. This isn't it, though.
4
Strange knockoff Razor
No, no we don't care if you can pronounce it. Just put random letters together and put it out on the market.
5
Painted Fungus
My love for you is worth what I can pick off a tree.
6
Ground Meat Recipes
How do you choose just 125?
7
Rasta Head
"What does it do?""It looks into your soul."
8
I Love Facials
Say I love you without having to say a thing.
9
Santa Figurine
Dear Grandma, next year just cut me a check for $14. Or cash is fine too.
10It's Hanukkah, and yeah it's like the 5th day, but don't skimp out on the gifts. I mean, seriously, just put a little effort into it. I'm talking to you Nana Ester.
