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Please Don't Gift People These Things

Weird Full Knitted Body Suit

Weird Full Knitted Body Suit

The only way to make love like a man.

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This would be a great present, but I already own Kingpin on VHS.

Kingpin on VHS

This would be a great present, but I already own Kingpin on VHS.

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Note that this awful present is the Batman Forever score, not the soundtrack. You're not even getting any Seal.

Weirdest Gift Combo Ever

Note that this awful present is the Batman Forever score, not the soundtrack. You're not even getting any Seal.

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"A plaque I got for Christmas.... it came with plaque cleaning instructions."

A Heart Shaped Unicorn Plague

I always felt I was missing something in my life. This isn't it, though.

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No, no we don't care if you can pronounce it. Just put random letters together and put it out on the market.

Strange knockoff Razor

No, no we don't care if you can pronounce it. Just put random letters together and put it out on the market.

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"My uncle lives in Wisconsin and this is what I got for Christmas from his family. It's a painted tree fungus. The best part is that I'm allergic to fungus."

Painted Fungus

My love for you is worth what I can pick off a tree.

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How do you choose just 125?

Ground Meat Recipes

How do you choose just 125?

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"What does it do?""It looks into your soul."

Rasta Head

"What does it do?""It looks into your soul."

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"I Love Facials" Gift Package

I Love Facials

Say I love you without having to say a thing.

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Dear Grandma, next year just cut me a check for $14. Or cash is fine too.

Santa Figurine

Dear Grandma, next year just cut me a check for $14. Or cash is fine too.

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It's Hanukkah, and yeah it's like the 5th day, but don't skimp out on the gifts. I mean, seriously, just put a little effort into it. I'm talking to you Nana Ester.