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So Long Hanukkah, See You Next Year!

Introducing the Hebrew Hammer's new sidekick: Jewverine.

Hebrew Hammer Sidekick

Introducing the Hebrew Hammer's new sidekick: Jewverine.

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A typical college Hanukkah

A typical college Hanukkah

The booze lasted for eight holy nights.

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Someone should tell the worst Jews ever over here that there are eight nights of Hanukah.

Toy Menorah is Wrong

Someone should tell the worst Jews ever over here that there are eight nights of Hanukah.

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Chanukah in July?

Chanukah in July?

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8 crazy nights vs. 1 crazy morning

Christmas Vs. Hanukkah

8 crazy nights vs. 1 crazy morning

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"Behold: The Jewkah!  This is a truly unique artifact, boredom is such a powerful thing."

Jewkah

"Behold: The Jewkah! This is a truly unique artifact, boredom is such a powerful thing."

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"Which sissy makes a Menorah out of beer cans? Real men use Jack!"

Jacked Menorah

"Which sissy makes a Menorah out of beer cans? Real men use Jack!"

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To life!

Extreme Hanukkah Beer Pong

To life!

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"One beer candle for the six days of hanukkah... wait... damn I'm drunk."

Beer Can Menorah

"One beer candle for the six days of hanukkah… wait… damn I'm drunk."

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For all you non-Jews out there, let me explain. This is what is known in the Jewish religon as a "mezuzah."

Beerzuzah

For all you non-Jews out there, let me explain. This is what is known in the Jewish religon as a "mezuzah."

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Hanukkah may have come and gone, but the hangovers linger till Purim.