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These Here Are Some Pretty Cool Santas

Happy X-TREME-MAS, suckas!

Scuba Santa

Happy X-TREME-MAS, suckas!

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Santa Switch

Santa Switch

I believe in mighty morphin' St. Nick.

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Kid Posing with Chimp, Crocodile and Santa

Kid Posing with Chimp, Crocodile and Santa

And now the story of the little boy who got everything he ever wanted.

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Creepy Dude On Santa's Lap

Creepy Dude On Santa's Lap

All I want for Christmas is a woman's touch.

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Star Wars Christmas

Star Wars Christmas

Spock's just working part-time as Santa's elf for the holidays.

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Boba Fett Santa

Boba Fett Santa

That's one naughty list you don't want to be on.

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Santa And Angels Riding Segways

Santa And Angels Riding Segways

Ho ho hold on, Santa. That thing wasn't build to carry presents for every kid in the world.

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Secret Service Elves

Secret Service Elves

We protect Mr.Claus with our lives.

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"This is my uncle. He has schizophrenia, but I think he did a pretty good job this year."

Terrifying Santa

Santa Claus is coming to haunt your dreams.

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Rudolph with your nose so bright, I need you to start game 1.

Santa Plays Ball

Rudolph with your nose so bright, I need you to start game 1.

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Hope you're not getting in the sleigh after this.

Santa Keg Stand

Hope you're not getting in the sleigh after this.

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You're never too big for Mall Santa.

Santa Poses with Grown Men

You're never too big for Mall Santa.

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"That's not a stocking hes packing."

Bong Santa

"That's not a stocking hes packing."

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Santa shocker, of course.

Santa Gives the Shocker

Santa shocker, of course.

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Will Ferrell Spotted at Bar as Nipsey Russell

Will Ferrell Spotted at Bar as Nipsey Russell

He's kind of a big deal.

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Merry Christmas eve, y'all. Hopefully you're gonna get some pretty sweet presents from Ol' Saint Nick. And hopefully he'll be riding in on a segway while sporting some serious scuba gear, holding a monkey, all ready for you to sit on his lap and whisper what you want in his ear. Ew, weird! Happy holidays!