Don't Take Your Date to These Food Establishments
Al Donald Fastfood
Meet McDonald's estranged cousin.
1
Ma Gooch's Home Cookin'
I don't want to taste anything that was cooked anywhere near your gooch.
2
The Poop Dick Restaurant and Bar
It's more of an Old Boys' Club than a restaurant/bar.
3
Fu King Chinese
Where you definitely won't get phood poisoning.
4
The Jerk Spot
Well, I was gonna do it around the corner, but if we're supposed to do it here….
5
IHOP Grammatical Mistake
You'd expect this from Denny's, but IHOP! I never.
6
Phuoc Dat Restaurant
Who says the customer is always right? This butcher does what he wants.
7
Fat Ho Burger
There have been lines around the block, which is coincidentally where the fat ho usually hangs out.
8
Herpes Pizza
I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.
9
Miso Honi
Get the Meeluv Yulong Tym special.
10
This Sign Has Questionable Morals
Poor Elsa.
11
Hot Beef Sundae
Well, it looks better than that hot beef injection I got last week.
12
Sex Burger
Please, please, please don't forget to hold the special sauce on my burger.
13First dates can be stressful. Don't make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can't do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.
