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10 Beards You Wish You Could Grow

Beard Slap

Beard Slap

Behold the mystical five finger follicle face pound.

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"How is this not the chillest goatee ever?"

The Riddler Facial Hair

"How is this not the chillest goatee ever?"

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Bearded Baby

Bearded Baby

His formula is beefjerky flavored.

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Bearded Sex Man

Bearded Sex Man

You heard the guy—now run away as fast as you can.

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Alan Moore Does Everything a Bearded Man Dreams of Doing

Alan Moore Does Everything a Bearded Man Dreams of Doing

Just throw Old West Gold Prospector on the list and he'll have it all.

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Bearded Mermaid

Bearded Mermaid

Eat your heart out, Ariel.

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X-Wing Beard

X-Wing Beard

This is Red Leader.

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Bearded Knight with Silver Recorder in Space

Bearded Knight with Silver Recorder in Space

You had me at "Beaded Knight with a Silver Recorder."

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Cat Beard

Cat Beard

That's a nice set of whiskers.

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The (Adorable) Bearded Lady

The (Adorable) Bearded Lady

Who knew facial hear could be just so darn cute, huh?

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