Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.
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This is why you should always bring a pillow out with you. Or why you should just stay home and sleep instead. I mean, ha, hahaha, parties are so 2012. Like I'd even want to go to your stupid party. This should actually be titled "12 Reasons Parties Are So Boring", get it? Cause Everyone is sleeping!
Something smells fishy here.
Anything can happen if you just beliebe.
Man, what a shitty name.
My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.