Funny Pictures: gross

All the more reason to not get drunk on a fourth grade field trip.

"It's like manna from Heaven. Well, at least what I can remember it tasting like."

Anything but clothes and dignity.

A rose by any other name would taste like meat.

I'm jealous of that hose, but only because it isn't alive.

May the power of us shoving our tongues down each other's throats compel you to go home.

In order for it to work, you need to chew on it, spit it out, and stick it in your computer's motherboard.

Now everyone knows you got it, dude.

Yeah, your leg is going to stick to that vinyl.

Nose pluckers may not have fallen into the toilet, but someone's friendship certainly has.

If you think that's gross, you should see his tattoo--it's of this picture.

Hopefully, she leaves the kid at home.

Bark twice to say no to a date and insult my manhood in front of an entire nightclub full of people.

At least now that Gatorade bottle stunt you pulled can be considered practice.

It's probably not worth it if you have to tip the cashier $100 to never tell a soul.

See, now it just looks like you're terrible at something even easier.

Obviously, he enjoys being petted.

The act of being too beautiful for this world. Keep on smiling, Walt, you'll have your day soon.

Yeah, but are they single?

If you think this rejection is bad, just wait until it inevitably leads to a creative endeavor.