"Unfolded the bed and I found this - no idea what the fuck it is and it smelled awful. Took a few quick pictures and then got them to clean it up. Basically, don't stay at Marriott."
"My buddy was a little hungry so he made a run to Safeway. When he got back, he found some fried chicken with the feathers still on it"
Sure, you don't want to find this in your dining halls food. The good news is you can make wishes on it. The bad news is that the wishes all have ironic twists and go poorly.
You always want to see semen on a public toilet and now, thanks to us, you always can! (warning: gross)
"My roommate's cat ate a two foot piece of twine. This is 6 inches before I had to pull the other 18 out."