"Boys post panties found in the laundry room on the girls side of the building University of New Haven"
"Got bored and put a needle through my bro's eyebrow, using my hands and my bro's pliers, we were able to hold it out and force it through." Ewww.
One of the grossest things you'll see this week. I suggest not looking, but I know you'll do it anyway so whatever.