Funny Pictures: gross (Page 8)

That explains the consistency of the milkshakes.

Real estate is a filthy business.

Somehow, this is nerdier than maintaining canon.

"You probably won't forget to roll down the windows next time, pal."

Who doesn't love jazz?

"It'll be alright, man. How 'bout another Double Quarter Pounder?" - delusional motorcyclist who thinks Ronald's talking to him.

If that doesn't work, you can just quit.

It's just a pipe dream.

I just don't feel like you looooove the coffee enough. Like if you're not enjoying it, I won't enjoy it.

They just dared a bunch of drunk college kids to eat some. Most are okay now.

"What if your penis is smaller than an elephant's? I'm asking for a friend."

Relax, it's just Cariboull Murray.

The only thing faster than the food preparation is how quickly you're disappointed.

"So that's why we call her Grandma Floozy Suzy."

Oh, so that's why they're best friends.

Breakfast in bed would be a good start, if followed by finally moving out.

Feel free to give the rabbit a little wine to marinate in. That way, it'll lose all inhibitions.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world having blind sex with strangers.

From Zach

It says "His Perm" people. Calm down.

From Paige

I've never thrown up in my mouth and been hungry at the same time.