My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.
Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.
And a partridge taking a semester off.
No glove no love.
Definitely a good choice.
Ticket prices these days sure do hammer you.
Return to dystopic sender.
Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
John doesn't feel charged without a drink.
It's a classic Christmas story.
Life is beautifizzle.
Man, what a shitty name.
It measures on a curve.
Oh, I LOVED him in Powerpuff Girls.
What in the name of Nick Cannon is going on?
Man, when I said you should bend over backwards I didn't mean LITERALLY.
Batteries not included.
Somebody needs a diaper change. And an attitude adjustment.
More like Lara Gruff.
Learning to eat your emotions early.
GET THAT CAPS LOCK KEY READY, KANYE
Pretty sure his face just got BUSTED.
Beauty is ugly.
You can't argue with science.