"Ah, nooo, nooo. Thas not me. Ah nooo."
Keep yourself awake in class by playing this game.
Pour girl can't catch a brake.
My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.
The dog posted a similar sign about his owner.
The better to seduce you with.
That girl ain't right.
Achievement Unlocked: referencing something your great aunt didn't understand.
Respect her authoritah.
Well, this sucks.
Barbie got back.
That's the chorus in his newly released single, Emancipation Proclamation.
Art irritates life.
Attention robbers on this seemingly quaint suburban street.
shut up meg
Poor girl. Now who's going to make her feel good about her spelling ability?
China, land of free love.
A true American drinks his feelings.
She must have seen "Immaculate Cumception."
Stars: They're Just Like Us, Except Not At All.
When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.
"Optical illusion... Can you spot the island?"
Eyes on the consolation prize.
So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.