That Funky Chicken
My RA and the RA from the hall upstairs in a very large pair of pants.
Instead of doing homework, had to build a beer knight costume.
Think it's creepy now, imagine it covered in children.
It's weird, Roger Clemens always seemed like such a likable guy.
Easter is coming in FULL FORCE this year!
Let's hope no one went as a powerful magnifying glass.
"Here at ASU, if your girlfriend won't swallow, we've got books to correct it."
"This sign should NOT be in a K-B Toys..."
At least they didn't need that much duct tape.
It's 3 AM, you're in Jamaica, and you can't find rolling papers. What do you do?
The one's sure to piss off all you anti-globalization, neo-liberal vegeterrorists out there.
There's an old proverb that goes "Never Trust a Bald Barber."
Blowing on the candles won't work, try popping the cartridge up and down really quick.
Married, with children.
Every American family should have one.
Skeeter kept trying to hold his breath to turn blue, but it seemed slightly dangerous.
I'm hungry. Let's go it.
"If you don't think this is cute, it's because you have no soul." Or you're worried it's on.
While I'm here, do you guys have any knish?
This one screams "REJECT".
"If that fucker pokes my prostate one more time..."
"Blacker than your average oil!"