"These mattresses aren't actually tied down; The driver and passenger were holding the bungee chords."
A backhanded compliment is something that sounds like something nice, but when you stop and consider the entire statement it's actually kind of mean.
"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I'm looking for something that seems like a sex-toy, but completely isn't...."
A fat guy, Chris Kirkpartick and a midget. That sounds like the beginning of an awful joke, but it's just another day at a Orlando Magic, whose playoff run IS the awful joke.
Guys on the soccer team @ Elon, Mattie, Chris Kyle, took 2000 Aol CD's from Walmart and made mirror on their ceiling.