He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
No shave. No, never.
But you should stop.
I'm so happy someone finally understands why I got all my teeth removed.
Follow your wet dreams, kid.
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.
You want fries with that life-long commitment?
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
It's getting hot in here, so set your boobs on fire.
The roll of a lifetime.
Warning: Will make alcoholism apparent.
Today, I LOVE Mondays.
Knee socks with high heels? That's crazy! Right? RIGHT?! Guys? Is anyone listening to me?
"Tone it down a notch, bro."
He's got a lot of friends. 10 to be exact.
Just enjoying the view.
He was like "baby, baby, baby, oooh," which is why he his now in prison.
Well, think it.
AHHHH! How sweet.
A true Meat Lover's Pizza.
"Mommy, what does that sign say?" - little kid on his way to Sunday School.
Now, remember: chemistry can be dangerous. Safety first.
"I told you getting a baby would be a lot of responsibility"-dog's mom.
He had to pay with IOUs and Men in Black producer credits.