Is no one going to vote for Emma Tillman, the oldest person ever documented to have lived (born in 1892, died at 114 years)? Idk you guys, a long, healthy life is hot.
Hey, she's dressed for the occasion.
Just imagine the part where the guy gets eaten on the toilet.
You can do it, put your back into it.
What do you mean cartoons aren't based on reality?!
United we stand. Period.
The mail may be delivered through sleet or snow, but that doesn't mean it's going to be pleasant.
Don't hate the player, hate the game. But you can definitely hate that a lot.
Go flick yourself.
Damn son, Pre-K treated you well.
Nope. Not even gonna go there.
When it melts, it looks like a Shar-Pei.
A guaranteed with all the five-year-olds who browse Craigslist.
What sorcery is this?
"Eww, mommy, what's wrong with Comic Sans?" "He's sick honey, don't look at him."
In fairness the local sheep have, like, no sense of boundaries.
Ugh, you guys are all a bunch of catscists.
Do you even stairs, bro?
He's indifferent towards justice.
Yeezus says, "Love your neighbor way less than yourself."
You should see what happens when they repave the road.
The side of the road is where he belongs.
Don't get the wrong idea. I ain't cute. And I ain't sweet.