Definitely a good choice.
Return to dystopic sender.
Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
Life is beautifizzle.
Batteries not included.
Somebody needs a diaper change. And an attitude adjustment.
Learning to eat your emotions early.
Jingle in a half-bell.
The mail may be delivered through sleet or snow, but that doesn't mean it's going to be pleasant.
Go flick yourself.
In fairness the local sheep have, like, no sense of boundaries.
Ugh, you guys are all a bunch of catscists.
What a brasshole.
Deck the halls with "Origin of Species."
Aww, kitty has poison teeth.
Woodwinds are sneaky like that.
She'd prefer it if he swallowed.
Now you finally have a use for all your old Dave Matthew Band mix CDs!
Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.
Looks like someone paid for express shipping.
Donut stop dancing, please.
There's a fire starting in my pants.
A friend in need is a friend who is really gross, apparently.
Well, it isn't necessarily wrong.