"Ah, nooo, nooo. Thas not me. Ah nooo."
My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.
The better to seduce you with.
That girl ain't right.
Respect her authoritah.
Well, this sucks.
Barbie got back.
Art irritates life.
China, land of free love.
A true American drinks his feelings.
Stars: They're Just Like Us, Except Not At All.
When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.
Eyes on the consolation prize.
Aww, time to mend that broken Mass Effect 2.
Slow and steady wins the dating game.
Twerking is not for the weak of heart. Or skull.
There's heroes, and there are legends. These people probably aren't either. JK, love you Sandlot.
American ingenuity at its finest.
Changing your profile pic is truly the _least_ you can do.
Aww, he has his daddy's grimace.
Anything you say, wise magical sloth!
Ticket prices these days sure do hammer you.
Return to dystopic sender.
No shave. No, never.