It's like they tried to make World War Z a movie about zombies, or something.
Life is beautifizzle.
I'll have a Big Mac, hold the buns.
Make love, not whore.
Those are some nice tats you got there.
Man, what a shitty name.
Election season is coming. Next year.
Stop eating with your paws, what are you, an animal?
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"-street sign.
Wetter is better.
See if you can spot the difference in self-esteem.
Kids. They're such dogs.
Makes me want to shake mein booty.
Chyeah, dawg. Chyeah.
If you like this, you should hear his band Bowling for Cute. Ehhhhhh?
Not worth losing your lives over.
What an honor!
Reading between the lines is so lame.
One less lonely creep.
Smile for your sudden death.
Poop in advertising.
Meow I've gotta see this movie.
Too bad there isn't a "no mortal danger" filter.