Listen, I'm proud I didn't pee on the seat too, but this is a little much.
Hakuna matata, Prince Harry. Hakuna matata.
Relax. No job interview is the end of the world.
Don't worry fish! I'll rescue you!
"Does he look like a bitch?"
The only one sadder than Up.
It's actually just a description of what it does to your digestive tract.
It's a bird, it's a plane, oh dear god it's a flying god damn snake!
Beauty is in the eye of the guy with a bootleg copy of Photoshop.
It's hard to feel McSexy when you're so McGassy.
It's a history lesson and erotic fiction all in one.
Beauty is in the eye of the doll holder.
Just follow the yellow brick logic.
Nice try, little buddy, but there's nothing adorable about insurance fraud.
Too much bass to handle.
Because you're hot and you're cold, you're yes and you're going to leave this casserole in the oven for just a little while longer.
The only way to make love like a man.
The cake that keeps on giving.
What a puss.
You've been caught feather-on-the-end-of-a-stick handed
It's being described as a cross between a goddamn teddy bear and a cat. It will eat its way straight into your heart.
A little bird told me nothing because it died.