If women made toilets. Or any product!
School Spirit the hard, drunken way.
Ah jeez. Great. Wonderful. I feel good for putting this up.
Well, I guess it gets your attention and that is kinda the point.
Dictionary.com has never been so awesome.
I don't even know where to begin.
OK, guys. Let's ease up on this one...
Wow, those movies were really ahead of their time.
Also, the more expensive brands are more costly.
Why don't more signs end with those two words?
Are the clothes dry yet?
The service is great, but your order is always wrong.
Yeah he does.
Typical liberal asking for handouts.
The probably didn't speak the language when they named the business...
Nothing says Holidays quite like inappropriately flavored chips.
"Breaking the seal in the snow, January 10 2003. Say hello to the Alien kids!"
"Product description on the base of a Puffs tissue box."
Doesn't sound like much of a party to me...
They even make it a little playful with sound effects!
"10-10-220 won't save you on this phone!" Oooh, I like!
If hand-jobs were a car, I think they'd be a Mercades
"Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country."